Thursday, May 29, 2008


Thea's accomplishments for the day are as follows:

12 a.m. - eat, burp, sleep
3 a.m. - eat, burp, sleep
4 a.m. - request to eat denied. cry, cry, cry, howl, choke, sleep
5 a.m. - repeat request to eat - denied. see above.
6 a.m. - spy sun shining through crack in blanket-draped window. Wake up. Request assistance. Mothership responds.
6:05 a.m. - finally get new diaper. Whew.
6:10 a.m. - finally get fed. Double whew.
6:15 a.m. - blow raspberries at Mommy. Squeal.
6:20 a.m. - out on the deck for some morning sunshine. What a day!
6:40 a.m. - start yawning - ready to go back to sleep.
7 a.m. - Dad gets up. Make googly eyes.
7:15 a.m. - back to bed.

8:30 a.m. - I'm awake. Hey, I'M AWAKE. Rescued. Food.
8:40 a.m. - Take morning drive to brother's sitter. Eat ladybug toy legs with vigor.
9:30 a.m. - back home - Mommy makes lots of phone calls. I contribute squeals.
10:15 a.m. - back to sleep. Ahhh.
11:30 a.m. - I'm awake and I DON'T WANT TO BE. Choke. Sad. Sob. Rescued.
11:40 a.m. - stop in at bookstore. Flirt shamelessly with my adoring masses.
12:15 p.m. - fall asleep in the car ride home. Mommy lets me snooze in the sunny car while she rakes up all the dog poop from the lawn.

2:30 p.m. - wake up. Chortle. Clean diaper. Ahhh.
2:40 p.m. - to town for 20 pounds of hot dogs for camping trip. Smile at all shoppers, especially cashiers. Am quickly done with shopping, however.
3:30 p.m. - Back home. Take stroll in contraband rolling chair. Find bathroom.
4:30 p.m. - Just don't know what's up, but wow, I'm beat again. Off to take a swing in my chair. Ahh. Nighty night
6 p.m. - Awake again - and sooo, so hungry. Have first BM in 4 days. Yah!
7 p.m. - I'm getting cranky. I need lots of attention. Lots and lots of attention. Hey, where did you go???
7:30 p.m. - Bath time. Ahhh. Splash, splash. Now this is heaven.
8 p.m. - Ohh so ticklish. Must you put baby power under my arms like that? It makes me giggle so hard.
8:30 p.m. - Nightnight. Not a peep and I'm off to sleep.

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